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FML. Just got bad news….
FML. Just got bad news. Knocked me down. Oh well, playing that Nike commercial in my head right now “everybody gets knocked down, just how are you gonna get up?” How? With The Power of Thrust. I invented it. I … Continue reading
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Oscar Tweets! We cracked jokes for the 2nd half of the Oscars. And they’re all below. Eat it up:
In chronological order from Best score onward… Ok, in the first WTF moment of the Oscars: best score as interpreted by dance. Right now the cinematographers are going “you didn’t even show clips of our work (you know…the VISUAL part … Continue reading
Former Florida Gators dazzler and ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews will be on the next edition of Dancing With the Stars. In other news, millions of men suddenly don’t mind watching the show with wives and girlfriends.
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Summary of recent thoughts and shtuff:
Power of Thrust#371: Late Friday afternoon is what I like to call “pretending to work time”. POT #611 A creative mind can rationalize anything. For example, I ate a slice of fatty chocolate cake today cuz hey, its Friday! Just … Continue reading
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Is it me or is the best part of this Thanksgiving football game between the Cowboys and Raiders when they cut to the cheerleaders?
We are thankful for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Happy Thanksgiving from The Power of Thrust!
The definition of Kanye West…
Kanye- adj., verb, noun (kah’n-yay) A new term to describe someone going over the top to act like an egotistical attention seeking douche bag. “Alright, we get it. Don’t get all Kanye on us.”
Power of Thrust #801: Sometimes its socially acceptable to make fun of a group of people, especially if that group of people wears T-shirts with howling wolves on them.
The T-shirt itself is pretty tight. But check out the hilarious comments at the bottom. All 669 of them. Such as “The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all … Continue reading
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News: Earth Worm Union Claims Animals With No Faces Are Discriminated Against And Michael Vick Proves It
HAMPTON, Va.- The leader of the Earth Worm Union spoke in front of a packed mound of soil today claiming that people don’t show the same outrage with fishing related worm abuse as when NFL pro football player Michael Vick … Continue reading
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More racist Adam Carolla comments…about NCAA national champs Duke University!
“Comedian” Adam Carolla made some racial remarks on his podcast about the Philippines when a caller asked him about Philippine world champion boxer Manny Pacquiao. “…he’s, ya know, praying to chicken bones and stuff like that.” “Here’s how you know … Continue reading →
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